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STAY STRONG, PORTLAND – HIPSTERS DON’T DIE, THEY STARVE


The invasion continues..

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Have Some More Contrived Crap

 

IN CASE YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE MORON, WE HERE AT DOWNANDOUTINVANCOUVER HAPPEN TO HOLD THE LATE MS. WINEHOUSE IN THE HIGHEST REGARD – WITH JANIS AND JIMI AND KURT – THE SAME CANNOT BE SAID FOR THIS MILLIONAIRE HACK, LADY GAGA.

 

http://www.theonion.com/articles/bandai-recalls-lady-gaga,17020/

Fun With Google Translate / Troll Harder

This is, by far, my crowning achievement trolling the Chinese Real Estate forums.

“Suspected enemy!” was supposed to be: “Doubt is the enemy!”

It works anyways, the “Red King” lives!

No Lulz would be possible without “Greater Fool” and “Rabbit”.

Million Dollar Flowers

This is part 3 of an unlimited amount of local mid 20th century “investment vehicles” aka “a flipper’s wet dream” we’ll be bringing you.

“Losers and Doers”

“It’s Different Here”

More Fun With Google Translate

..sailing the South China Proxsea..

 

巨魔与英勇的努力,同志们!

WE’VE GOT ANOTHER EAR-TUCKER!

YO DAWG, TUCK YOUR EARZ IN – WE’RE GONNA ACCOST THIS LAW ABIDING WOMAN! Gs UP HOEZ DOWN!

We Have Mountains

Business News Network just ran a hilarious fluff piece inquiring as to why the Vancouver Real Estate Market continues to strive ever higher to a glorious and harmonious climax.

Watch it here.

Losers and Doers, Which One Are You?

Since everyone seems to like sarcastic house porn so much, that’s what you’re getting.

This house is somewhere deep in the heart of Dunbar, the most coveted neighborhood this side of Park Avenue.

I forgot the exact address, because like the prices, this certainly isn’t about accuracy anymore.

Don’t Laugh

 

He’s totally going home to grandma’s house for a ‘sleepover.’

 

Truly, I Am The Living God!

TUCK YOUR EARS IN!

This is the hottest fashion trend right now! Don’t miss out!

Straight Ballin’

When will these kids learn; grunge is DEAD, man! Save the flannel shirt for your trip to Portland.

King of the Skids

Bringing shame to Washingtonians everywhere.