Blog Archives

STAY STRONG, PORTLAND – HIPSTERS DON’T DIE, THEY STARVE


The invasion continues..

WE’VE GOT ANOTHER EAR-TUCKER!

YO DAWG, TUCK YOUR EARZ IN – WE’RE GONNA ACCOST THIS LAW ABIDING WOMAN! Gs UP HOEZ DOWN!

Champagne Powder Skiing in…. PoCo?

 

If you have to ask, you wouldn’t understand.

THIS Takes Talent

Yes, that was an M5.

Don’t Laugh

 

He’s totally going home to grandma’s house for a ‘sleepover.’

 

Man Permanently Disabled with Spinal Arthritis Threatened by Landlords

I have spoken with the maker of this video and his situation is quite dire, and I am sure his situation is still as precarious.

Have a look at some of his other videos to see how more residents than we’d like to admit are “surviving.”

Truly, I Am The Living God!

Even Jesus Tucks His Ears In

Must have been a long ride on the SkyTrain just to get beat down.

TUCK YOUR EARS IN!

This is the hottest fashion trend right now! Don’t miss out!

Meet “Hatchetman”

 

More proof that the idiots are oblivious to the paradox of their uniform individuality.

Rebel Without a Clue

Too bad the wind didn’t pick up.

Perhaps he just couldn’t find one of the porta-potties?

 
I almost made a grievous linguistic faux pas.

Straight Ballin’

When will these kids learn; grunge is DEAD, man! Save the flannel shirt for your trip to Portland.

King of the Skids

Bringing shame to Washingtonians everywhere.