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STAY STRONG, PORTLAND – HIPSTERS DON’T DIE, THEY STARVE


The invasion continues..

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Have Some More Contrived Crap

 

IN CASE YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE MORON, WE HERE AT DOWNANDOUTINVANCOUVER HAPPEN TO HOLD THE LATE MS. WINEHOUSE IN THE HIGHEST REGARD – WITH JANIS AND JIMI AND KURT – THE SAME CANNOT BE SAID FOR THIS MILLIONAIRE HACK, LADY GAGA.

 

http://www.theonion.com/articles/bandai-recalls-lady-gaga,17020/

Fun With Google Translate / Troll Harder

This is, by far, my crowning achievement trolling the Chinese Real Estate forums.

“Suspected enemy!” was supposed to be: “Doubt is the enemy!”

It works anyways, the “Red King” lives!

No Lulz would be possible without “Greater Fool” and “Rabbit”.

WE’VE GOT ANOTHER EAR-TUCKER!

YO DAWG, TUCK YOUR EARZ IN – WE’RE GONNA ACCOST THIS LAW ABIDING WOMAN! Gs UP HOEZ DOWN!

THE TEA PARTY IS COMING TO WARN US NOT TO TAKE AWAY THEIR GUNZ

1) PARTY TIME DOWNTOWN!

2) BRING SIGNS

3) DRESS UP LIKE PAUL REVERE

 

 

 

THIS Takes Talent

Yes, that was an M5.

Don’t Laugh

 

He’s totally going home to grandma’s house for a ‘sleepover.’

 

Truly, I Am The Living God!

Even Jesus Tucks His Ears In

Must have been a long ride on the SkyTrain just to get beat down.

TUCK YOUR EARS IN!

This is the hottest fashion trend right now! Don’t miss out!

A Desire to Succeed

Ummm, yeah..

You might want to ask Camille about how to write an apology.

Meet “Hatchetman”

 

More proof that the idiots are oblivious to the paradox of their uniform individuality.

An Inspiration

I hope you enjoyed the big city lights!

Inspector Garbage

Big bucket o’ wrong.

Not Your Typical Pink Floyd Fan

Don't Eat It!

 

“Hey! Stop Rioting!”

1900s Humor

Highbrow Humor

This is his jail face.

Keep Reaching for Your Dreams

 

What the hell is he wearing, a FEZ?

I always thought Shriners had more sense.

Straight Ballin’

When will these kids learn; grunge is DEAD, man! Save the flannel shirt for your trip to Portland.

King of the Skids

Bringing shame to Washingtonians everywhere.