Category Archives: Vancouver

STAY STRONG, PORTLAND – HIPSTERS DON’T DIE, THEY STARVE


The invasion continues..

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Fun With Google Translate / Troll Harder

This is, by far, my crowning achievement trolling the Chinese Real Estate forums.

“Suspected enemy!” was supposed to be: “Doubt is the enemy!”

It works anyways, the “Red King” lives!

No Lulz would be possible without “Greater Fool” and “Rabbit”.

Million Dollar Flowers

This is part 3 of an unlimited amount of local mid 20th century “investment vehicles” aka “a flipper’s wet dream” we’ll be bringing you.

“Losers and Doers”

“It’s Different Here”

More Fun With Google Translate

..sailing the South China Proxsea..

 

巨魔与英勇的努力,同志们!

What a Beautiful View

 

This is apparently what the GVRD Mayors call sustainable growth.

we’ll have to twin the Lions Gate – with tolls, of course.

 

 

A Generous Man

More Fun With Google Translate / Market Research

We Have Mountains

Business News Network just ran a hilarious fluff piece inquiring as to why the Vancouver Real Estate Market continues to strive ever higher to a glorious and harmonious climax.

Watch it here.

Fun With Google Translate / Market Research

Fascinating!

THE TEA PARTY IS COMING TO WARN US NOT TO TAKE AWAY THEIR GUNZ

1) PARTY TIME DOWNTOWN!

2) BRING SIGNS

3) DRESS UP LIKE PAUL REVERE

 

 

 

Champagne Powder Skiing in…. PoCo?

 

If you have to ask, you wouldn’t understand.

Losers and Doers, Which One Are You?

Since everyone seems to like sarcastic house porn so much, that’s what you’re getting.

This house is somewhere deep in the heart of Dunbar, the most coveted neighborhood this side of Park Avenue.

I forgot the exact address, because like the prices, this certainly isn’t about accuracy anymore.

Washington Slumlord Crams 19 People Into New Westminster Favela

Original story is here – are you not entertained?

“It’s Different Here”

..it certainly is “different” here.

In fact, some would call it “special.”

Man Permanently Disabled with Spinal Arthritis Threatened by Landlords

I have spoken with the maker of this video and his situation is quite dire, and I am sure his situation is still as precarious.

Have a look at some of his other videos to see how more residents than we’d like to admit are “surviving.”

This Would Never Happen Here

Unfortunately, several people would immediately be killed in horrific traffic accidents if you did this in Vancouver.

Imagine all the aloof pedestrians who would be squashed flat, with their IPod headphones still blaring the latest LMFAO album while the ambulances arrive.

Until we’re able to handle emotional situations in a calm and rational way, we’ll just have to settle for watching how (some) Europeans  and their cities live their civic lives.