20 MINUTES TO TEE TIME

 

I AM TAKING MY PLACE ON THE COUCH

let’s see what happens..

 

not since the gilded age has our neighbor been so polarized ..

Not Laughing Now, Eh?

Old Lai Changxing, you were “just a simple peasant” – we won’t miss you. Good luck!

It’s interesting to read the local Chinese forums and see how many people admire Lai – I suppose they are just holding him up as one of their ancient, mystical archetypes: the bandit, the gambler, or perhaps, the douchebag – because we all know political dissenters aren’t held in high esteem – he was just fighting for free markets, right? Fighting for freedom from high import duties, etc. It’s kind of like not declaring anything at the Peace Arch.

I agree completely with the moral tenor of this article, but for some reason I cannot bring myself to give a single fuck, especially not after hearing that his only avenues of employment in Canada were either a) loan sharking b) pimping and c) real estate. Probably with a dash of money laundering on the side, given those business interests. Lai does not deserve to waste resources that ought to be used to process honest refugees and immigrants. Once you grasp the scope of the operation Lai was running in China, you have to wonder – what ELSE did he have his little mittens in?

So besides not being keen on harboring international criminals, we’re also not wild about private contracts for essential things like prisoner transport/sheriff/CBSA work, either – and if you want an accountable and fair system, neither should you.

STAY STRONG, PORTLAND – HIPSTERS DON’T DIE, THEY STARVE


The invasion continues..

Have Some More Contrived Crap

 

IN CASE YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE MORON, WE HERE AT DOWNANDOUTINVANCOUVER HAPPEN TO HOLD THE LATE MS. WINEHOUSE IN THE HIGHEST REGARD – WITH JANIS AND JIMI AND KURT – THE SAME CANNOT BE SAID FOR THIS MILLIONAIRE HACK, LADY GAGA.

 

http://www.theonion.com/articles/bandai-recalls-lady-gaga,17020/

Feel the Bile Rising?

Fun With Google Translate / Troll Harder

This is, by far, my crowning achievement trolling the Chinese Real Estate forums.

“Suspected enemy!” was supposed to be: “Doubt is the enemy!”

It works anyways, the “Red King” lives!

No Lulz would be possible without “Greater Fool” and “Rabbit”.

Million Dollar Flowers

This is part 3 of an unlimited amount of local mid 20th century “investment vehicles” aka “a flipper’s wet dream” we’ll be bringing you.

“Losers and Doers”

“It’s Different Here”

More Fun With Google Translate

..sailing the South China Proxsea..

 

巨魔与英勇的努力,同志们!

What a Beautiful View

 

This is apparently what the GVRD Mayors call sustainable growth.

we’ll have to twin the Lions Gate – with tolls, of course.

 

 

A Generous Man

More Fun With Google Translate / Market Research

WE’VE GOT ANOTHER EAR-TUCKER!

YO DAWG, TUCK YOUR EARZ IN – WE’RE GONNA ACCOST THIS LAW ABIDING WOMAN! Gs UP HOEZ DOWN!

We Have Mountains

Business News Network just ran a hilarious fluff piece inquiring as to why the Vancouver Real Estate Market continues to strive ever higher to a glorious and harmonious climax.

Watch it here.

Fun With Google Translate / Market Research

Fascinating!

THE TEA PARTY IS COMING TO WARN US NOT TO TAKE AWAY THEIR GUNZ

1) PARTY TIME DOWNTOWN!

2) BRING SIGNS

3) DRESS UP LIKE PAUL REVERE

 

 

 

Champagne Powder Skiing in…. PoCo?

 

If you have to ask, you wouldn’t understand.

Losers and Doers, Which One Are You?

Since everyone seems to like sarcastic house porn so much, that’s what you’re getting.

This house is somewhere deep in the heart of Dunbar, the most coveted neighborhood this side of Park Avenue.

I forgot the exact address, because like the prices, this certainly isn’t about accuracy anymore.

Washington Slumlord Crams 19 People Into New Westminster Favela

Original story is here – are you not entertained?

“It’s Different Here”

..it certainly is “different” here.

In fact, some would call it “special.”

THIS Takes Talent

Yes, that was an M5.

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